If the spirit moves you…

I have no reason to think that this story from Beliefnet.com is not the 100% gospel truth:

Televangelist Benny Hinn is threatening to sue the religious satire magazine The Door for the video clip it is distributing that shows Hinn’s wife, Suzanne, preaching at their former church in Orlando, Florida. She says if you’re a lifeless, blackslidden Christian, you need a “Holy Ghost enema… right up your rear end.”

The video clip (2 minutes, RealPlayer required) is the single most insane thing I have ever seen.

I’m tempted to say, “Holy shit!” But that would be in very bad taste.

(via Oliver Willis)

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